(Funny and Meaningless Poem)
If I were in charge of the world,
I cancel sardines,
I cancel snakes,
I even cancel rainy days
If I were in charge of the world,
There would be oceans with no salt,
There wouldn't be sweet lemons,
There would even be rock that turn into gems
If I were in charge of the world,
You wouldn't have wooden pencils,
You wouldn't have eraser shavings,
You wouldn't have grape flavored medicine,
Or, “time to do your chores”
You wouldn't even have chores
If I were in charge of the world,
There wouldn't be lizards,
They wouldn't be dentists,
Bats wouldn't even exist,
And a person who sometimes wore ties,
And sometimes eight flies,
Would still be allowed to be,
In charge of the world
