Jun 8, 2018

278. If I Were In Charge Of The World

(Funny and Meaningless Poem)

If I were in charge of the world,

I cancel sardines,
I cancel snakes,
I even cancel rainy days

If I were in charge of the world,
There would be oceans with no salt,
There wouldn't be sweet lemons,
There would even be rock that turn into gems

If I were in charge of the world,
You wouldn't have wooden pencils,
You wouldn't have eraser shavings,
You wouldn't have grape flavored medicine,
Or, “time to do your chores”
You wouldn't even have chores

If I were in charge of the world,
There wouldn't be lizards,
They wouldn't be dentists,
 Bats wouldn't even exist,
And a person who sometimes wore ties,
And sometimes eight flies,
Would still be allowed to be,
In charge of the world